Full Cast — Unhappily Ever After (1995–1999)
Geoff Pierson
Jack Malloy
Kevin Connolly
Ryan Malloy
Nikki Cox
Tiffany Malloy
Justin Berfield
Ross Malloy
Bobcat Goldthwait
Mr. Floppy (voice)
Allan Trautman
Mr. Floppy (puppeteer)
Stephanie Hodge
Jennie Malloy
Joyce Van Patten
Maureen Slattery
Ant
Barry
Dana Daurey
Amber
Wendy Benson-Landes
Barbara Caufield
Frank Lloyd
Guard / Righty / Security Guard / Teeth McKenzie / Rico / White-Coated Man / Guy #1 / Policeman / Obnoxious Guy #1 / Closet Monster / Cop / Joe / Lefty / Hunter / Mad Janitor / Manager / Mr. Bassilli / FBI Guy #1 / Abominable Snowman
Benjamin Shelfer
Beau / Guy / Bullhorn (voice) / Pizza Boy / Johnny
Kristanna Loken
Sable O'Brian
Deborah Kellner
Muffy
Faith Salie
Caitlin
Oliver Muirhead
Mr. Monteleone
Tom Myers
Man / Physics Teacher / Reporter / TV Detective (voice)
Shonda Whipple
Angora / Chelsea
Joel Michaely
Paul
Maggie Lawson
Madolyn
Derek Sellers
Valet / Umpire / Delivery Guy / Dr. Lifowitz
Jean Speegle Howard
Miss Mugglesworth / Miss Neezballs / Mrs. McGillicuddy / Mrs. Lewcowitz
Jessica Hahn
Miss Taylor
Jamie Kennedy
Stoney / Pony Burger Attendant (voice)
Elisabeth Harnois
Patty
J. Stewart Burns
Elmo / J. Stewart Burns / Singing Stuffed Animal (voice)
Matthew Cox
Joey / Boy / Scream Masked Kid
Christina Moore
Cherri
Kimberly J. Brown
Helena / Girl #1
Mary Greenwood
Spice / Nancy / Girl
Zach Chapman
Umlaut / Nazi
Tommy Bertelsen
Little Ryan
Jeff Doucette
Coach
Blake Soper
Stoney / Billy Emery
Michael Warwick
Gordy / Nerd Boy
John D. Beck
John
Christopher Kracker
Messenger / Bobby
Scott Gurney
Dean Valentine / Chip
Karen Lynn Scott
Marilyn
Don Novello
Father Guido Sarducci / Guy Macaroon
Jelene Daney
Mindy
Bridget Flanery
Bunny
Tony V.
David Mandel / Sal
Suanne Spoke
Prudish Woman / Ms. Musante
Dawn Fine
Singing Ballerina Clock (voice) / Secretary
Brighton Hertford
Girl / Kitty
Ossie Mair
Janitor
Kamala Dexter
Kami / Beth
Michael Hitchcock
Coach McNiff
Tamara Braun
Nell / Lacy
Danielle Weeks
Jennifer / Liz
Drew Hayes
Tom
Kato Kaelin
Smoking Teacher / Happy Bender
Chelsea Lynn
Little Tiffany