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The Johnsons
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According to an ancient Indian tale a giant monster embryo residing in a crystal vase is predetermined to fertilize a blue-eyed woman. She will give birth to something evil to unleash horror and destruction upon human kind. Ugly septuplet brothers reproduced within the framework of mysterious genetic experiments terrorize a young innocent girl who seems to be chosen for the sinister predestination.
Details
- Director
- Rudolf van den Berg
- Writer
- Roy Frumkes
- Studio
- Meteor Film Productions
- Released
- 14 February 1992
- Country
- Netherlands
- Language
- Dutch
- Runtime
- 103 min
- Budget
- $466.0K
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