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Almost Cops
2025
· Movie
· 95 min
F
MEANRANK
44/100
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Two over-enthusiastic but hopelessly unqualified security guards for a sleepy suburban mall are given the chance to live their dream when they mistakenly believe they have been deputized by real police. They set out to solve what they perceive as a major crime wave, which actually consists of trivial mall incidents. Their misguided "investigation" inadvertently pulls them into the path of a genuine, dangerous criminal operation, forcing them to rely on their flawed knowledge of cop shows and sheer dumb luck to survive.
Details
- Director
- Gonzalo Fernandez Carmona
- Writers
- Joost Reijmers, Kenneth Asporaat, Thomas van der Ree
- Released
- 10 July 2025
- Country
- Netherlands
- Language
- Dutch
- Runtime
- 95 min
- Rated
- R
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