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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
2025
· Movie
· 113 min
B
MEANRANK
71/100
Where it ranks
- Mean Score #2062
- IMDb #3261
- Metacritic #1179
- Letterboxd #1613
- Rotten Tomatoes Critics #740
- Metacritic Critics #800
+5 more
- Metacritic Audience #2146
- Douban #1684
- Kinopoisk #4040
- AlloCiné #4188
- Trakt #3538
Every rating
54–92
out of 100
Split
Lowest is AlloCiné on 54, highest is Rotten Tomatoes critics on 92. Critics average 85, everyone else 68.
See the films the platforms disagree about most →A sharp-witted, paraplegic photographer uses her camera to observe and critique the world from her unique vantage point. When she witnesses a crime from her apartment window, the authorities dismiss her account. Using her keen eye for detail and her network of eccentric neighbors, she launches her own investigation, proving that her perspective is her greatest strength in uncovering the truth.
Details
- Director
- Mary Bronstein
- Writer
- Mary Bronstein
- Studio
- A24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh
- Released
- 10 October 2025
- Country
- United States
- Language
- English
- Runtime
- 113 min
- Rated
- R
- Budget
- $1.5M
- Box office
- $1.7M
- Awards
- 16 wins, 27 nominations
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Cast
Full cast (24) →
Awards & nominations
See all 43 →3 major awards won · 16 wins from 43 nominations across 31 ceremonies
| Film Independent Spirit Awards 2026 | Best Lead Performance | Rose Byrne | Winner |
| Golden Globe Awards 2026 | Best Actress in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy | Rose Byrne | Winner |
| Berlin International Film Festival 2025 | Silver Bear for Best Leading Performance | Rose Byrne | Winner |
| Academy Awards 2026 | Best Actress | Rose Byrne | Nominee |
| BAFTA Awards 2026 | Best Actress in a Leading Role | Rose Byrne | Nominee |
| Critics' Choice Awards 2026 | Best Actress | Rose Byrne | Nominee |
| Film Independent Spirit Awards 2026 | Best Director | Mary Bronstein | Nominee |
| Writers Guild of America Awards 2026 | Best Original Screenplay | Mary Bronstein | Nominee |
Awards from Wikipedia, CC BY-SA.
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Berlin International Film Festival
2 nominations, 1 won
| Silver Bear for Best Leading Performance | Rose Byrne | Winner |
| Golden Bear | If I Had Legs I'd Kick You | Nominee |
Film Independent Spirit Awards
2 nominations, 1 won
| Best Lead Performance | Rose Byrne | Winner |
| Best Director | Mary Bronstein | Nominee |
Golden Globe Awards
1 nomination, 1 won
| Best Actress in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy | Rose Byrne | Winner |
Academy Awards
1 nomination
| Best Actress | Rose Byrne | Nominee |
BAFTA Awards
1 nomination
| Best Actress in a Leading Role | Rose Byrne | Nominee |
Critics' Choice Awards
1 nomination
| Best Actress | Rose Byrne | Nominee |
Writers Guild of America Awards
1 nomination
| Best Original Screenplay | Mary Bronstein | Nominee |
National Board of Review
2 nominations, 2 won
| Best Actress | Rose Byrne | Winner |
| Top Ten Independent Films | If I Had Legs I'd Kick You | Winner |
Chicago Film Critics Association
2 nominations, 1 won
| Best Actress | Rose Byrne | Winner |
| Milos Stehlik Breakthrough Filmmaker Award | Mary Bronstein | Nominee |
Sitges Film Festival
2 nominations, 1 won
| Best Female Performance | Rose Byrne | Winner |
| Best Feature Film | If I Had Legs I'd Kick You | Nominee |
Austin Film Critics Association
1 nomination, 1 won
| Best Actress | Rose Byrne | Winner |
Los Angeles Film Critics Association Awards
1 nomination, 1 won
| Best Lead Performance | Rose Byrne | Winner |
Middleburg Film Festival
1 nomination, 1 won
| Agnès Varda Trailblazing Film Artist Award | Rose Byrne | Winner |
Mill Valley Film Festival
1 nomination, 1 won
| Mind the Gap Award | Rose Byrne | Winner |
New York Film Critics Circle
1 nomination, 1 won
| Best Actress | Rose Byrne | Winner |
San Diego Film Critics Society
1 nomination, 1 won
| Best Actress | Rose Byrne | Winner |
San Francisco Film Critics
1 nomination, 1 won
| Best Actress | Rose Byrne | Winner |
Savannah Film Festival
1 nomination, 1 won
| Luminary Award | Rose Byrne | Winner |
Toronto Film Critics Association
1 nomination, 1 won
| Outstanding Lead Performance | Rose Byrne | Winner |
Gotham Independent Film Awards
4 nominations
| Best Director | Mary Bronstein | Nominee |
| Best Feature | Ronald Bronstein, Eli Bush, Richie Doyle, Conor Hannon, Sara Murphy, Josh Safdie, and Ryan Zacarias | Nominee |
| Best Original Screenplay | Mary Bronstein | Nominee |
| Outstanding Lead Performance | Rose Byrne | Nominee |
Indiana Film Journalists Association
3 nominations
| Best Lead Performance | Rose Byrne | Nominee |
| Best Original Screenplay | Mary Bronstein | Nominee |
| Original Vision | If I Had Legs I'd Kick You | Nominee |
Georgia Film Critics Association Awards
2 nominations
| Best Actress | Rose Byrne | Nominee |
| Best Original Screenplay | Mary Bronstein | Nominee |
New York Film Critics Online
2 nominations
| Best Picture | If I Had Legs I'd Kick You | Nominee |
| Best Screenplay | Mary Bronstein | Nominee |
Actor Awards
1 nomination
| Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role | Rose Byrne | Nominee |
Astra Film Awards
1 nomination
| Best Actress – Comedy or Musical | Rose Byrne | Nominee |
Michigan Movie Critics Guild
1 nomination
| Best Actress | Rose Byrne | Nominee |
Phoenix Critics Circle
1 nomination
| Best Actress | Rose Byrne | Nominee |
Seattle Film Critics Society
1 nomination
| Best Actress in a Leading Role | Rose Byrne | Nominee |
St. Louis Film Critics Association Awards
1 nomination
| Best Actress | Rose Byrne | Nominee |
Stockholm International Film Festival
1 nomination
| Golden Horse | If I Had Legs I'd Kick You | Nominee |
Washington D.C. Area Film Critics Association
1 nomination
| Best Actress | Rose Byrne | Nominee |